"hey. okay. so a few weeks ago i was in an alley and found a whole bunch of free furniture. i also found two old baby photo albums from 1963. one is filled with cards the family got the day the baby was born, along with some creepy news clippings involving an explosion... at first it seemed like the baby might have died in the explosion, but when we googled her name, we saw that she died in 2005. we figure they threw it out because she died. the second book is full of creepy photos of (presumably) said baby.
either way, we're afraid of ghosts and want to give it away."
